I listen to a lot of talk radio, it keeps me up to date on the REAL National news, politics, sports and local crap. But I am now about to my breaking point. "What could that be?" you ask yourself. FUCKING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS (P.S.A.s)!!!!!!!! With two in particular: child car seats and "Buzzed driving is drunk driving." Your childs car seat: The jist of it is the following "if your child is in the wrong sized car seat you are the parental equivalent of a 50/50 mix of Hitler and Jeffery Dahmer!" So let's recap, if little Billie had a growth spurt and is now 1/2 inch to tall and 3 lbs to heavy for the old seat, you are a fucking douche nozzle that should be sterilized and sent to a reeducation camp! For the record I was sent home in my Mom's lap,...
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