Godless, cock-sucking telemarketers

Hello monkeys! I hope that some of you are taking advantage of the expanded hours (10-6) Tue-Fri. Now on to one of the greatest annoyances in America today…..telemarketers.
One positive if you are one, at least you have a job. Now to the meat of the matter; FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!
I will give you a simple fact of life. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together (well…..some of you) will seek out the product and or service they need, not wait by the fucking phone praying for some random phone whore to call and offer what they need. Besides being every other call at the Bomber (yep, businesses CANNOT opt out) you prey on the stupid and the elderly, fuck me, you should be so proud of yourselves! (Side note: If our “elders” are so wise, why are they ALWAYS the dumbshits that fall for every stupid scam that comes around? Anyway…) Keep in mind that I hate salesmen in general but at least they have the fucking balls to come in person and be rejected, not a random cowardly cock juggling thunder cunt thousands of miles away. “Hello Sir. You qualify for a lower interest rate!” Oh really? What card? What account? “Ohhh, errrr, well if you give us your account information we can help you.” How do I qualify if you don’t even know my account, you sperm gurgling ass-hat? “Click”! You see, I call them phone whores because if they had a sexier voice they would be helping a pot bellied trucker jerk off for $9.99/min. So to summarize; if you are a telemarketer you will end up in Hell on your knees, next to your Mother, sucking dick. And that’s just your first shift, you salad tossing, hobo dick cheese eating cunt muffin! Please do us a favor and nail your balls/clit to a stump and fall backwards before you breed. And if you already have downloaded a tricycle motor and this has opened your mind…….drown them. It is the least you can do before they become the next generation of annoying, interrupting, sorry ass, nut less, brainless, piece of shit, cum guzzling phone gutter sluts! Die. Please just fucking die. No, really. Die.
I am the Burgernazi and I approve this message.
P.S. FUCKING DIE.

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