Announcement

It is with a heavy heart but no regrets that I am closing the Bomber Burger and retiring from being a Chef. After 30 years of nearly 80 hour weeks, the physical wear  and burnout of the grind has taken it’s toll.  With the down economy it has become increasingly difficult to make a living in the restaurant business and I need to provide for my family, and an opportunity has presented itself that I cannot turn down. After my latest checkup, my Doctor commented on how high my stress level is and how it is deteriorating my health at an alarming rate. After explaining the hours, stress, money problems and headaches the government continues to cause, he offered me a job! He is willing to cover my bills while I finish my clinicals to get my Physicians Assistant’s degree in exchange for working for his office. So effective immediately, the Bomber Burger will be closed. Because of the family heritage, I will not be passing it on or selling it in order to maintain the good name that the hard work of the Nazi family has put into building the business over the last 30 years.
Thank you for your patronage and support.
I am the Burgernazi and I approve this messege.
 
 
 
 
P.S. How many of you window licking, fucking dipshits fell for that load of shit?!!!?!!!? What day is it? That’s right bitches, I GOT YOU!!!!! April fools fuckers!!!! Your first hint was my calculated lack of profanity in the post. Your second hint was the timing of the post. Third hint; although just finishing my clinicals WOULD give me my P.A., do you see me in a fucking examining room treating you with dignity and respect??!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Cannot wait to see how many of you short bus riders reposted this without getting to this point and realizing you should finish something first…..like your GED! If an attempted murder, severed ear and 98 stitches across my neck didn’t get me to quit, what fucking chance do YOU have of running me off? Burned out? Shit, I like the challenge of coming up with new food every week (not that you deserve it) and making new jokes! So, break out the defibrillator, take your nitro, step back from the ledge you fat bastards because I will still be clogging your arteries for the foreseeable future!
I am the Burgernazi and I actually approve THIS messege.

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