OK, I have to disclose that I am a rather antisocial hermit, and have had negative experiences the few times I have went, I still do not see the fucking draw of Riverfest. Really, I JUST DON'T. I have suffered a traumatic brain injury before but have never hopped out of bed and said "Hey Mrs. Nazi! Why don't we spend money on buttons to walk down a PUBLIC STREET (that we have already paid for!), dodge unsupervised children, mingle with white trash with B.O., pay three times the market rate for food and beer and celebrate the river in which we can't even touch without contracting HERPAGONASYPHILAIDS!  Wait honey, where are you going? Come back....."! Now that I have put it in perspective, don't you feel like a window licking fucktard for going? Now take that button and shove it up your pee hole...
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