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Well, here it is.

On Friday, I apparently was vandalized by the "Me to" movement. Now there is a story behind it, so I will begin. Four Airmen (one was female) came in and sat at the bar. The first two male Airmen placed their order, the female Airman was next.......but was to busy fucking with her phone to pay enough attention to order. I cracked a joke in order to get her attention, "Why is it that women have so fantastic digital dexterity yet can't give a decent handjob?" This not only woke her up, but made her butt-hurt as she and her "boyfriend" stormed out the door. I asked the remaining two Airmen if that joke was over the top, not only did they say no, they thought it was some funny shit! I just wrote it off as not everyone has a sense of humor anymore,...
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Sometimes it sucks being intelligent

Now, I'm not saying I'm laser sharpened Adamantium from Wolverine's claws but I'm not the typical KFC spork I tend to encounter more often than I prefer to meet. Topic of the day: I watched on this mornings news that some local businesses are giving women 10% off to celebrate "Woman's equality Day". If anything, I am intellectually consistent, an asshole, but call them as I see them. If the "I am women, hear me roar!" movement has any validity, since you can do anything any man can do, ISN'T A DISCOUNT ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY AN INSULT?! Riddle me that, Batman! Now to more inconsistency, if someone with cock and balls comes into any of these stores "identifying" as a woman and the discount is denied,  will there be any outrage? HMMMMM. Doubt it. Just little things I notice, nothing else. And before any...
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BOO HOO

Hello Minions, on Saturday I was getting my ass kicked ,business wise, and a rather portly dude comes in to place an order: 3 BCH and a DBLBCH. When I asked him what he wanted on them, he demanded everything on the side since he either didn't have the intellectual capital or the fucking common sense to know what he needed and was trying to put his lack of effort or planning on me. I TOLD HIM NO. I posed the following question, "If you call Pizza Hut and ask for everything on the side, would they do it?" This presentation of basic logic pissed this little snowflake smooth the fuck off and he waddled out the door stating "Your a jerk and I'm going to let everyone on the internet know about this!" This stupid fuck's little outburst cracked the 12 customers who witnessed...
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Why you should NEVER

give up your firearms my Minions! A perfect example just happened a quarter block South of the Bomber, a car accident. Now you may be thinking "What the fuck does that have to with guns, Burgernazi?" I will tell you what, It was IN FRONT OF the fucking SHERIFF SUBSTATION!!!!!!!! So what you ask? I will tell you so what: response time was 18 minutes! Think they will be any better for a home invader taking your shit and raping your dog? Maybe but I'm not willing to take that chance, nor should you. Hell, when the "officer down" call was made, down here six years ago, it still took the first responder over two minutes to arrive! I was in the parking lot kicking the perp's ass, the guy would have gotten away in that time. Still feel safe putting ALL of your eggs...
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An explanation….

as to why us "old" people FUCKING HATE MILLENNIALS!!! Oh, let me count the ways! An entire generation, that is the DIRECT result of participation trophies, is now released into society and they are tedious, entitled, limited work ethic, pretentious attention whores. That is the general explanation, now we can get into the specifics:
  • They are easy to identify; thousands of dollars worth of tattoos and piercings acquired without any measure of employ-ability or job skill set. Makes me wonder......
  • Speaking of tattoos, my generation has them as well. BUT, until we were established in our life's work, WE PUT THEM IN SPOTS THAT DIDN'T HAMPER OUR CHANCES OF EMPLOYMENT! I am an employer, and I enjoy the fact that millennial's make it easy to identify they are unemployable! If I hire you, you are REPRESENTING MY BUSINESS in my absents. Not happening here.
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