Monthly Archives: January 2016

New item!!!!

I should never sell drugs as I would fail miserably. I have an item here in the shop that I introduce to all of you, jalapeno salt.  I get you fucking hooked like a rat on crack and keep giving it to you on my dime, pretty damn stupid. My Father discovered it over 20 years ago and I have maintained the tradition. Well, since we can't find it locally, I buy 35 lbs. a year for your needs direct from the manufacturer to refill my containers. In a lucid moment (Mrs. Nazi stopped beating me for a couple of days and I could think clearly!) it dawned on me that since I have dealer status with this company, I CAN ACTUALLY SELL YOU CONTAINERS OF JALAPENO SALT! So effective immediately, I have jap. salt for sale in the seven ounce containers for $6!  Now...
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The Bomber State of the Union for 2016

2015 was interesting and filled with improvements to the Bomber, including a re-surfaced bar and a new prep table, new beer selection, reorganized back room with a TV and a resurfaced floor. In addition, we won seven new awards (six for the burgers and a national one for the fries!) which has led to an influx of newbie's to the Bomber Nation, boy what a surprise for them! Breaking in virgins is usually rough for them as my "give a shit gland"died many years ago.  I have reprinted some shirts (the "things to do in Oaklawn" style) and have a few ideas for 2016, stay tuned. Now the bad news, I'm still in Oaklawn and the damn roof still leaks, shit. I haven't posted in a while as nothing has really pissed me off.........until now! HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU WINDOW LICKING, SISTER FUCKING TARDS...
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