Monthly Archives: April 2018


Hello Minions, on Saturday I was getting my ass kicked ,business wise, and a rather portly dude comes in to place an order: 3 BCH and a DBLBCH. When I asked him what he wanted on them, he demanded everything on the side since he either didn't have the intellectual capital or the fucking common sense to know what he needed and was trying to put his lack of effort or planning on me. I TOLD HIM NO. I posed the following question, "If you call Pizza Hut and ask for everything on the side, would they do it?" This presentation of basic logic pissed this little snowflake smooth the fuck off and he waddled out the door stating "Your a jerk and I'm going to let everyone on the internet know about this!" This stupid fuck's little outburst cracked the 12 customers who witnessed...
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Why you should NEVER

give up your firearms my Minions! A perfect example just happened a quarter block South of the Bomber, a car accident. Now you may be thinking "What the fuck does that have to with guns, Burgernazi?" I will tell you what, It was IN FRONT OF the fucking SHERIFF SUBSTATION!!!!!!!! So what you ask? I will tell you so what: response time was 18 minutes! Think they will be any better for a home invader taking your shit and raping your dog? Maybe but I'm not willing to take that chance, nor should you. Hell, when the "officer down" call was made, down here six years ago, it still took the first responder over two minutes to arrive! I was in the parking lot kicking the perp's ass, the guy would have gotten away in that time. Still feel safe putting ALL of your eggs...
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