Long time, no rant minions! Your friendly, neighborhood Burgernazi is back after the year of being locked out from my own blog! As fucked as this year has been for us all, I have been the dirty washcloth cleaning hobo dick cheese at the bus station of 2020. Since there is a lot of shit, I will try to keep it in chronological order. February, one week before the Chinese flu kicked in, I was walking through Lowes to get wire nuts to finish a project and my left ankle was killing me. I stopped at the paint counter to get my composure and attempted to proceed to my goal. POP!!!!!!!!!! After releasing a noise that can only be duplicated by a pre-teen getting onto American Idol, four Lowes employees came in a hurry, I had partially ruptured my achilles tendon and it was audible...Read more2 comments
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On Friday, I apparently was vandalized by the "Me to" movement. Now there is a story behind it, so I will begin. Four Airmen (one was female) came in and sat at the bar. The first two male Airmen placed their order, the female Airman was next.......but was to busy fucking with her phone to pay enough attention to order. I cracked a joke in order to get her attention, "Why is it that women have so fantastic digital dexterity yet can't give a decent handjob?" This not only woke her up, but made her butt-hurt as she and her "boyfriend" stormed out the door. I asked the remaining two Airmen if that joke was over the top, not only did they say no, they thought it was some funny shit! I just wrote it off as not everyone has a sense of humor anymore,...Read more11 comments
Now, I'm not saying I'm laser sharpened Adamantium from Wolverine's claws but I'm not the typical KFC spork I tend to encounter more often than I prefer to meet. Topic of the day: I watched on this mornings news that some local businesses are giving women 10% off to celebrate "Woman's equality Day". If anything, I am intellectually consistent, an asshole, but call them as I see them. If the "I am women, hear me roar!" movement has any validity, since you can do anything any man can do, ISN'T A DISCOUNT ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY AN INSULT?! Riddle me that, Batman! Now to more inconsistency, if someone with cock and balls comes into any of these stores "identifying" as a woman and the discount is denied, will there be any outrage? HMMMMM. Doubt it. Just little things I notice, nothing else. And before any...Read more1 comment
Hello Minions, on Saturday I was getting my ass kicked ,business wise, and a rather portly dude comes in to place an order: 3 BCH and a DBLBCH. When I asked him what he wanted on them, he demanded everything on the side since he either didn't have the intellectual capital or the fucking common sense to know what he needed and was trying to put his lack of effort or planning on me. I TOLD HIM NO. I posed the following question, "If you call Pizza Hut and ask for everything on the side, would they do it?" This presentation of basic logic pissed this little snowflake smooth the fuck off and he waddled out the door stating "Your a jerk and I'm going to let everyone on the internet know about this!" This stupid fuck's little outburst cracked the 12 customers who witnessed...Read more1 comment
give up your firearms my Minions! A perfect example just happened a quarter block South of the Bomber, a car accident. Now you may be thinking "What the fuck does that have to with guns, Burgernazi?" I will tell you what, It was IN FRONT OF the fucking SHERIFF SUBSTATION!!!!!!!! So what you ask? I will tell you so what: response time was 18 minutes! Think they will be any better for a home invader taking your shit and raping your dog? Maybe but I'm not willing to take that chance, nor should you. Hell, when the "officer down" call was made, down here six years ago, it still took the first responder over two minutes to arrive! I was in the parking lot kicking the perp's ass, the guy would have gotten away in that time. Still feel safe putting ALL of your eggs...Read moreNo comments
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